Well . . . at least its free!

There are a lot of free things in the world. Of course, most free things are not without strings. Today, I just signed up to get a pair of scissors - free. Here. How great is that! Of course, the email in my Spam box will be filling up twice as fast now!

Then, every once in a while, you come across something completely free - any strings that might have been attached are cut. You could have a free vasectomy. That's right, everyone could travel to Denver to get themselves infertile - well, half of everyone.

Oh, and this just in. Free condoms for Elementary Schoolers in Massachusetts.

Everything is free. If only I could find someone to get me a free lunch.